mai 2013
who-ya-callin-pinhead:
Who needs winter boots when you can buy these fluffy motherfuckers
perfect:
Poetry’s really cute and sweet and I understand it helps people get their point across and it helps people show how much they care about someone else, but it’s never straight forward. I’d want someone to be up front about how they feel about me. I fucking love you. Do you fucking love me?
grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
terrible:
(wants to cuddle)
hitlersbreastmilk:
hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man